chode 

A penis that is as big sideways as it is long.

I put a ruler on my penis sideways, then longways, and it measured 3 inches both ways. Tis a chode!

chode by Dudeskeetskeetskeet November 7, 2006

Chode 

A person that thinks he is cooler than he is. Someone who acts worse than an ignoramus.

That guy from Dr. 90210 is such a chode.

Chode by Nodda Chode April 19, 2006

Chode 

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.

I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!

Chode by Ian November 20, 2003

Chode 

It is a penis that is wider than it is long.
I came up with this word like years ago, and I been sayin it and pumpin it up. i knew it would get big, you know how i get down.

1. Haha, that girl said he had a chode!
2. Dude, you are suck a chode...

Chode by Moe JONES February 4, 2005

chode 

A penis that is short and wide. It is wide r than it is long

www.bitz.net/~latazyo/Pics/chode.JPG
theres a chode

chode by Mike A Jones October 20, 2007

chode 

- a funny name to call your friends.

- another name for Chris Thompson.

- "wow...you are such a chode."

- "Hey Chode. How are you today?"

chode by Danielle Kimberly March 3, 2008

chode 

adj. : anyone who attends the College of William and Mary

I looked over, and saw this idiot chode walking down the street.

chode by skylerle November 3, 2010