creepy cakes 

someone who hates u and calls u things till your unstable but u feel as if they're in-love

just call them your creepy cakes n they might be good to you..

someone who hates you to the point they are in-love

creepy cakes by kara-- November 23, 2022

Hot Cakes 

Free range, all natural, hand-forged, long burning fire starters. Flagship of GingerSnap Enterprises GSE, with the sole purpose of getting you LIT every time!

Jane: "Come on baby, light my fire!"
John: *Grabs Hot Cakes*
Fire: *Gets LIT!*

Hot Cakes by GingerSnap-Enterprises January 12, 2023

Power cakes 

Strong and enviable glutes, often intended as a compliment

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”

Power cakes by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023

Christ Cakes 

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

Christ Cakes by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

small cakes roasting 

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

small cakes roasting by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

2 cakes 1 face 

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.

Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!

2 cakes 1 face by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023

Happy Cakes 

The ultimate expression to a 3 year old to define Joy or Happiness! :D

Family huddle:

"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"

Happy Cakes by Mary Sunshineshine August 31, 2023