bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby August 9, 2012

roam and bone

Wandering around on the lookout for girls to have sex with.

I went to the club to roam and bone.

by nicko133 January 15, 2011

chop a bone

Hanging out; booling; having a good time with your buddies

Also: "chop the bone"

You gotta come over tonight, Tony and Bryce are coming to my place and we're gonna chop a bone.

We were chopping the bone all weekend.

by cyber_meat September 21, 2023

hemtt bone

when riding in the Army tactical vehicle known as the HEMTT (heavy expanded tactical truck) the occupant will receive an erection in less than 30 minutes of travel. This is usually caused by the vibration, bouncing and generally rough ride of the truck.

We had only been on the road for about 5 minutes before i got hemtt bone.

by explodie December 6, 2011

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

donut bones

The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.

Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.

by dark triad February 18, 2009