birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

by Jakestar April 8, 2006

My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.

"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

by Olsen Pickett January 22, 2005

Platinum Birthday

When the day, month, and year of your birthday match.

Today is my Platinum Birthday - 08-08-08!

by stodan82 October 3, 2008

birthday sex

A Miller Lite, Bud Light, or other light beer served in a bottle with one sip replaced with a shot or half shot of vanilla flavored vodka (Svedka, Smirnoff, Stoli, etc.) Put your thumb on the top and gently flip the bottle over to mix. Tastes like cupcakes.

how'd you get so fucked up on just bud light?

i was actually drinking birthday sex.

by brokedownman July 19, 2010

birthday suitin'

BIRTHDAY SUITIN' derives from BIRTHDAY SUIT (naked body) and means FUCKIN'.

MIKE: What are you and Megan gonna do tonight?

JEFF: We're gonna be birthday suitin'!

by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009

birthday whig

A vagina.

"You should go back to your mothers birthday whig". "But her whig is at the cleaners?".

by jleethal May 20, 2009

Birthday Fap

When one preforms the act of masturbation on said day of birth.

Random nigguh - "Oh yeaaauh nigga ifs mah mahfaking 11th birfday brah! Gimmie mah prezzies and GTFO so I can birthday fap on dat shieet."

by lolidkyuaskbro October 27, 2011