Barry McCann

The Art of the drunken homing instinct..Even when in a foreign country or unconscious

Person #1: Where's he gone now?! We're in Wales for feck sake!... and he just walks off! I better call the police, but better call him first...

Person #2: H..Hello?

Person #1: Oh thank God! Where the hell are you?!

Person #2: I'm at home in bed..

Person #1: How the hell did you find the hotel?!

Person #2: No..at home in Dublin..I Barry McCann'd it

Person #1: but!.....Hello?

by barmc27 December 31, 2011

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

by Cornishmaster August 12, 2011

Pulling an Uncle Barry

the act of providing too many quotes back to back without any analysis or cohesion.

The speaker tried to impress us by quoting other people, but he just went on and on and on without actually telling us what he was talking about, he was totally pulling an Uncle Barry.

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

barry connor

To be damn sexy and have a rather large penis, to be perfect

Woman: he's a Barry connor

by barrymofo September 8, 2011

barrie j davies

Barrie J Davies was born in Wales and is currently based in Brighton. Barrie has been a practicing artist for over fifteen years and has had up to eighteen solo exhibitions, as well as over hundred & fifty group exhibitions worldwide. His artwork is owned by well known comedian Noel Fielding and has also featured in the second series of Channel 4 Comedy "Raised by Wolves" written by Caitlin Moran. In paint he uses a provocative, colourful psychedelic and humourous approach to expose the human condition: notions of success, money, glamour, love, death, sex, gender & religion are picked at with dry comedic use of tragedy meshed with absurdity.

Barrie J Davies is an artist

by oobleyboo22 November 19, 2018

Barry Egg

Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'

A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.

- Is that chap ok?

- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!

by SillyNormanPies August 21, 2017

Barry Clarked

This is when any pot is stirred to the point of making people hate each other, but you only stir the pot this bad for fun.

((arrives at HR))...."I need to file a hostile work environment complaint, I have been Barry Clarked"

by barry clark February 21, 2019