Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

Scunt Blister

A narasstic sociopathic two faced manipulative cracked out tweaker whore that has no morals or values and feels no guilt when she does scandalous things to people and will sleep with anyone or anything just because she needs a place to sleep or needs a bag of dope.

S. H. is such a scunt blister she burned my kids pictures.

by Squirrelly Girly May 14, 2021

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

blister rogers

(like the television show personality, mr rogers) blister rogers reffers to shoes that resemble the "old man" style and give blisters.

Why don't you ever wear those mr rogers shoes

Because they give my feet blisters, they're blister rogers

by Joe2389 February 16, 2008

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

cum blasted

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

by Big Jerms August 24, 2005