bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

by Kat_H November 20, 2007

Boobatoid Barthritis

A condition often developed late at night caused by not wearing a bra for an extended period of time and having the nipples rub excessively on the inside of ones shirt. Extensive studies have shown that the condition cannot be cured by Dr. Pepper.

"Agggghhhh!!!! I have serious Boobatoid Barthritis right now!"

by Schnazzy Mcgee April 16, 2009

risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011

Joey Barton

Insignificant little fart bubble who deserves to be punched repeatedly. An ignorant scouse cockwomble who plays with himself.

I hate my ex husband. He's a proper Joey Barton.

by Qatar wifet May 11, 2016

Barton

1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter.

2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.

"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton"

"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"

by 13243546tadpole March 12, 2013

Bartosz

Bartosz is a Polish name. Bartosz is shy at first but is loud when you get to know him. He isn't scared to rebel and doesn't like being pushed around.

Bartosz is really bad at Fortnite.

by Arandompersonusingurban June 12, 2019

Bartlesville Fuel Spill

When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.

I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.

by Jickety March 16, 2008