dirty alara

When a slut, has sex in the bushes, and gets probably gets sticks up the ass

Boy: did you here what jarred did at the party on Friday

Boy: yeah I heard he is such a dirty Alara

by Cancer.puss bum September 1, 2021

Alarm Cock

The act of waking a person by inserting your hard penis into an orifice.

I woke that bitch up with the alarm cock

I got that fat chick out of my room by giving her the old alarm cock

by Blain Warnack September 28, 2005

Global Alarmist

Individual that strives to stay fashionable and correct by warning others of global warming when they themselves have no basic grasp of earth science. These were the same type of individuals that warmed of global cooling in the 60's. When asked simple earth science questions like "what is the pleistocene epoch?", or "what was the name of the last ice age", they get defensive. When asked if they should be more worried about an asteroid, they giggle and say that's just in the movies.

The global alarmist warned of melting glaciers even though the professor of atmospheric science tried to tell him there are areas of increased glaciation in progress.

by Ponderpoint November 23, 2006

alarmed

Afraid or mindful of something that you've already mentioned

You can come into my arms
it's okay don't be alarmed

come in to me!

by Digao October 11, 2009

Alaskan Alarm-Clock

Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.

My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.

by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010

Alaric

Self obsessed, arrogant, complusive liar who thinks the world revolves around him and will never admit to being a total shit head even though many have said it about him behind his back.

Most commonly seen lurking over someone's shoulder awkwardly as if he wants to be a part of the group but nobody actually wants him there.

"Don't you think Alaric is a total prick?"

"Can you please tell me why Alaric is hanging around us like a bad smell that just won't fade away?"

"OI! Alaric you're a shit head!"

"Watch out by the way, Alaric is hanging around your bird again"

by montickleitis December 28, 2009

alarik

a start up culture for most composts and a member of the mushroom family, can also be used to aid anerobic digestion tanks for the use of creating methane gas. An eco friendly energy producer.

Alarik is a series of processes in which microorganisms break down biodegradable material in the absence of oxygen, used for industrial or domestic purposes to manage waste and/or to release energy

by sazlemcfun December 14, 2010