angstheist

Someone who becomes an atheist because something bad happened in their lives, so they immediately think that a higher power couldn't have possibly been so mean/ heartless/ evil, so they don't exist.

Frank: Oh noes! I lost my little toe in a thrasher! There's no way that someone up there could've been so cruel, so there must not be anything there!

Bob: Stop being such an Angstheist!

by Griffler September 11, 2006

August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)

"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

Angstheist

Someone who is an angsty atheist. Generally belittles religious people as being superstitious sheep and believes themself, and their god of science, intellectualism, randomness, and meaninglessness to be superior to the illogical superstitions of the confused masses of ignorant religious people.

Hey all you HoT Topic shopping, wrist cutting, Slipknot listening Angstheist.

by Adino August 1, 2005

August 24th

Today is the day you celebrate someone special's birthday with lots of love and affection.

Stacy: hey bro yknow what day it is today
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!

by jumboegg April 12, 2019

August 15

this is the day when the dumbest bitch was born. she is a dumbass but everyone loves her anyway

Matt: today's august 15!

Emma: oh really? that's my birthday!
Matt: uh...

by user815 October 19, 2019

August Burns Red

August Burns Red is a metalcore band founded in Pennsylvania in 2003. they get their name from one of the band names' ex's, august, threatening to burn his dog, red.
currently have 2 full lengths out and one ep.
Looks Fragile After All- 2004
Thrill Seeker- 2005
Messengers- 2007

a lot of their lyrics are mainly christian, and their playing style is mainly technical, with a lot of breakdowns during songs.
vocals are mostly growls and screams, along with a few clean singing. sorta hard to understand really.

barbarian is my fave august burns red song :

www.myspace.com/augustburnsred

by tom` November 4, 2007

August 17

August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!

Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th!
Boy: What is August 17th?
Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl.
Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!

by Andrea J. February 14, 2014