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anal catastrophe 

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.
Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

anal diver 

One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.
He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.
anal diver by cool4dude April 29, 2005

anal clown 

a clown who anally rapes you in your dreams or chases you around. many people are afraid of them and the mention of this clown can make them have nightmares. they usually use strange objects such as clocks, blocks, hammers, sand paper, and straws.
Whoa! i had this dream last night and a naked anal clown started chasing me around with a hammer then he got me in the ass!

Anal Murder 

When you Shit in a pillow case and freeze it, Then once frozen you kill someone with it.
Jack: Hey man u hear bout Heather.

Bobby: yeah man that was horrible. Anal murder isn't a joke.

anal april 

Is when you have anal everyday in the month of april
anal april by The fat hun November 30, 2017
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