African smile mask

A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.

Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!

by Lynch Z February 19, 2010

African Oompa-Loompa

A black dwarf in who lives in the hood that is particularity fond of tall women.

I saw an African Oompa-Loompa at the Stop-N-Go putting a bag of spicy Cheetos under his seat

by Zanman248 September 18, 2017

African Man Time

Time zone utilized my many Africans that involves arriving at events (weddings, birthdays, etc.) about two hours later than billed on the invitation

Ex: you are cordially invited to the wedding of ____ to start promptly at 5PM on Saturday the ____.

The caterers arrive at 6PM, and the people to set up arrive at 6.30PM. Guests begin trickling in around 7.30PM.
(Everyone assumes African Man Time)

by naijagirlie May 9, 2011

African Booty Scratcher

is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.

dang that gurl is such uh african booty scratcher!

by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009

african drum bang

as 4 simoan black guys smack there dicks and nuts against a defensless girl, her face gets saggy and her face bulges up like a squirrel holding nuts for the winter

Dante: Yo nigga, lets go do a African drum bang on that defensless white bitch ova thur.

by Ghandi G April 10, 2009

east african asian

A person that has an asian origin , but has lived most of their life , or was born in east africa . Different to people coming from India or {pakistan . Speak Swahili and are very cool people .

Nadia is an east african asian because she can speak swahili and is from kenya .

by JamboKenya September 9, 2008

South African Shotgun

A drinking game which involves smashing an unopened can of beer against ones forehead until the can explodes. Each person has one attempt before passing it to the next person. Whoever manages to smash the can open allocates a regular shotgun to a person of their choosing. If the can is split but does not explode it must be passed back to the previous person who must bite the can to pierce it and consume the contents. Considered a national pastime in the Goldfields of Western Australia.

Griz: Lets play South African Shotguns!
Rory: Id rather not my vagina hurts
Griz: CONSUME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nySQgV4re8

by courageousleader October 10, 2008