zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.

Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.

by irrealism September 25, 2012

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spouse tax

When your spouse gets something to eat or drink you are entitled to a portion of it.

Anna gets ice cream. Garrett says can i get some? Anna says no. Garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.<Works with children>

by G Foose July 18, 2017

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This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

by just like honey May 30, 2022

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douche tax

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.

That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.

by electric jon May 14, 2014

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Gabi Tax

a) paying more for a service without any reason or negation of that extra payment.
b) Paying an overtax just because the other person asks, on a normal service
c) accepting to be scamed. beeing aware that your are beeing scamed but going along with it;
d) not standing up to beeing cheated, scamed.
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this is mostly applieble to romania

known as: taxa Gabi

1. Mark paid a "gabi tax" on that cab fair. the usual trip is 10$ but he paid 20$.
2. 5$ for a cola can, I won't pay a gabi tax

by mike_the_great August 14, 2012

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