tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 7, 2012

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

fap sack

A fap sack is a homemade masturbation device that consists of two materials, those being a zip-lock sandwich baggie and lotion of the user's preference. Another requirement to use this device is that one must have a bed with a mattress and box springs. To use it, the user simply deposits a generous portion of his favorite lotion into the baggie, seals the baggie and spreads the lotion on the inside of it, and inserts the baggie between the box springs and mattress of his bed with the zip side visible. Lastly, the user then inserts his penis into the baggie and thrusts himself in and out of the baggie until climax.

Josh: "Dude, I just found a used fap sack in Brandon's bathroom that he forgot to throw away..."
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"

by Hobo with a shotgun December 18, 2012

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Shady Fap

The art of masturbating when others are present without being noticed, therefore, fapping on the shady.

He's got his Public Masturbator Trenchcoat on, he must be going for a shady fap on the train.

I had a shady fap at the cinema last night.

by Lawrence of Doncaster June 7, 2009

Fap Glove

1. I rag used to jerk it, to keep the male's hands clean.

Dude, we were at this cabin and there were Fap Gloves plastered all over the wall!

by Titty Sprinkles July 30, 2012

Bubble Fap

What I call bubble wrap, because it's so damn sexy.

I could bubble fap to this bubble wrap all night long. *pop*, *pop*.. *pop* *pop*, *pop*... *pop* *splat*

by Naton May 29, 2008