AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

Bendered

Getting scammed

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?

by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021

Bryar Bender

Popular tiktoker who is constantly making jokes about the dream smp and being gay. Everyone on their TikTok simps for his dad because the dad likes jschlatt

Did you see that Bryar bender posted a new TikTok with his dad

Omg yes he’s a dilf

by Saly instagram July 31, 2021

bird bender

When you are up on a 48 hour bender or more.

Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.

I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.

by anonymous June 10, 2021

bird bender

When you stay up 48 hours or more on a bender.

Man, I was still up when the birds came out again this morning, I've been on a bird bender.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

Bender

The act of being the opposite to straight.

Aka: loving the same gender as your gender

“Sam from down the road is the biggest bender I have ever seen”

by Shhhh u nerd July 11, 2021