golden pile

When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.

I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.

by Tressie Ca La La November 24, 2016

San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.

I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred

by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016

pile of dicks

those who are the insiders of the political system; aka: our piss poor excuse for the leaders of our government.

it might be hard for a woman to go into the profession of pile of dicks. Then again maybe not.

by Phil Ortiz Deez Nertz May 17, 2016

Penguin Pile

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.

I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.

by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016

Pile Rider

This is a sexual endeavor that involves two males. The bottom gets in the pile driver position (stacked up on their neck) while the top stands over but faces away the opposite direction. The bottom pushes his penis up towards the tops anus, and the top points his penis down towards the bottoms. As the top lowers down he simultaneously penetrates the bottom while being penetrated. The top is pile driving while riding.

“I walked in on Dom and Shaun yesterday after baseball practice, they were doing the pile rider, guess who was on bottom?”

by anonymous March 3, 2025

Piled River

When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.

Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?

by Hairy dick Humphrey July 20, 2018

WOULD PILES

A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.

ASS IN THE AIR.

Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.

I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.

ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.

Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021