snot

(verb) when snot unexpectedly flies out of your nose

your joke was so funny i snotted.

by bigheadwoo February 17, 2019

It's snot funny

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast

Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!

by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022

Snot Shine

A blowjob where snot is used as a lubricant

I gave my boyfriend a snot shine with all the extra snot I had from my cold.

by Pussymastahhhh6969 October 1, 2025

bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

snot lock

Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and

draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.

I woke up and was so congested I could barely breathe! I was snot locked, 100%

by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023

Snot Surprise

When a male collects all of the snot he can , and stuffs it in his foreskin before an oral sex act to surprise his partner with extra taste.

I'm going to give my partner with a snot surprise tonight.

by TheRatcliffe September 12, 2025

california snot rocket

when you snotrocket on a woman’s vagina and then fuck her

“can you do California Snot Rocket instead of using lube?

by ongangybro January 18, 2024