Red

Red

Roses are red,
Strawberries are Red,
My Grass ist Red,
Fuck my garden ist on fire!

by 7 page muda July 27, 2019

Red Vines

A horrible Twizzler clone that tastes like bathroom cleaner and has the consistency of rubber.

"Did you hear about the guy who made a rope out of Red Vines?"

by WindMills July 29, 2019

Red angels

A group of influencers who go by red angels when there all together.

"Hey i saw you followed all the red angels on Instagram, i didn't know you liked them."

by Natasha Turecky August 1, 2019

Tennessee red plum

When she pulls ur asshole out and licks ur inner guts clean

Last night my girlfriend Tennessee red plumed me all night

by BiggyPP:P November 5, 2019

little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.

“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”

by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019

Red finned cuckus

A species of large fish found in the lakes of Eastern North America, features include an eel like body with four red fins, large spherical chameleon like eyes, thousands of needle like teeth in front of shark like serated teeth, with expandable snake like jaws and an astute red ballsack hanging from its belly. They grow to sizes from 10 to 25 feet look long, feeding on species of turtle and large fish such as pike, bass, gar, catfish, and sturgeon. They have the ability to change color to blend into their environment, it’s a defense mechanism.

Be careful in these here waters, their are here say tales of the red finned cuckus of legend, attacking those who dare disturb his lake.

by Doctor Nobkok Kent May 23, 2019

red peter

When a big tiddy goth girl sucks too hard on a males dongle

I woke up to find myself with a red peter.

by TheBlackestOfNibbas June 8, 2019