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teeth chicken 

Any particle of food that you happen to pick out of your teeth many hours after the meal's over. Named so because the particle is usually white and has a chicken meat-like texture.
Dude, you have some teeth chicken between your front teeth.
teeth chicken by ghost July 31, 2003

chernobyl chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.
chernobyl chicken by Teratogen April 24, 2011

butt chicken 

A cold toilet seat goose pimples when sitting a bit long.
Hippopotamus are almost as scary as butt chickens.
butt chicken by brawnyllama May 11, 2014

deboning the chicken 

Slang for sex, especially if it occurs prior to mealtime, and if mealtime involves poultry, so much the better. Also can be referred to as "deboning the chicken bag", to clarify the actual act.
"Frances, Hope and I are hungry. Are you and Jeffrey done deboning the chicken? If not, hurry up and finish deboning the chicken bag, so that you can get back to cooking."
deboning the chicken by Mike A.F. November 20, 2006

Straight Chicken 

The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.

In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.
Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.
Straight Chicken by Ikonaka April 25, 2009

Choking the chicken 

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.
Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door
Choking the chicken by wankachicken December 17, 2019