Definitions by Ikonaka

Straight Chicken 

The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.

In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.

Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.

Straight Chicken by Ikonaka April 25, 2009

dookleberry 

The clumpy crap that gathers in the hair in one's ass crack after taking a crap.

I took a dump on Wednesday. Thursday, I found a dookleberry. Hurt like hell to pull out

dookleberry by Ikonaka December 19, 2008