Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

Me: Oh yea I have a penis
My friend: Thats gay

by uruaussie August 11, 2019

Penis

male genitals, male sex organ; procreation juice pipe.

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.

by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019

vinegar penis

when ur penis hurts

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"

by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019

Penis Tug

When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.

Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!

by Dump-fuck August 27, 2019

penis

a thing that boys use to put up their assholes cause their horny and play fortnite

penis gang

by iksyjdhgjfy August 30, 2019

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019