Penis

Long and huge UwU

Penis

by 69669696969 April 29, 2022

Penis

A body part most commonly on a male. I don't really know why people like them though, cause they're just soggy carrots. No one likes a soggy carrot.

"Ick. Look at this soggy carrot."
"It reminds me of a penis."

by Emerson Bruh May 6, 2021

Penis oof

When a women snorts cum and cums out her mouth

I penis oof in her mouth

by Thé master boi October 31, 2018

neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

by Iedie8 April 14, 2014

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

Casey's penis

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers

Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?

by Professor Bickleburg October 13, 2017

penis

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .

person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker

by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023