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National spend time with your GF/BF day 

On February 11th is National give your girlfriend/boyfriend attention. Spend time with them and talk to them a lot
Bf:”Hey baby I just Needed to tell you I love you.”
Gf:”Why are you giving me so much attention?”
Bf:”It’s February 11th it’s national spend time with your Gf/Bf day!”

name a time and place 

he wants you fr fr.

he’s most likely being flirty with you, or he likes you.

he wants you to state a time and place for yous to do something
*sends pump pic*

her- “respectfully, choke me”

him- “name a time and place

Write like you're running out of time

For one to write day and night like they're running out of time
Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time?

one time 

person 1: " Don't throw out those chinese food containers!"
person 2: " But they have old chinese food in it."
person 1: " We can reuse them."
person 2: " You are so one time."
one time by jbfresh August 26, 2009

face time 

What you do when you get caught by the po-pos.
face time by Deezy June 24, 2003

Daylight Saving Time 

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.
Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"