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croatian new yorker

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021
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New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
by Lit Loc November 3, 2021
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NEW WORD

by JustJason ;) November 7, 2021
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News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.
by Bobb6 November 8, 2021
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Fox News

A news show starting with the intent of relaying news about fox's, and fox related things turned very political channel for smilingly no reason. In an interview, multiple talk show hosts have said that the foxes spoke to them, and that the only politics they knew were from the mouth of the animal itself. while some viewed these as jokes, they were neither said in a joking tone, and the words themselves had no joke in it. At first It was believed that the switch was due to lack of fox related content, but the hosts deny this whole-heartily saying "it's what the foxes thought was best."
Guy 1: do you like Fox News?
Guy 2: yeah! I love it.

Guy 1: huh? I thought you were really left leaning..
Guy 2: what the fuck do foxes have to do with politics?

Guy 1: ohhh. You haven't seen the show since the switch.
Guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about?
by bestie b0b0 November 15, 2021
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new knoxville ohio

A stupid small town where the school should not exist like go to New Bremen. I do not recommend coming here.
Where do you live New Knoxville Ohio
by Soupy…soup November 18, 2021
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New to the planet?

Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
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