Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Penis Brah

A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.

Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.

by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019

Peni

When there are more than one penis in a room

The room was filled with peni

by Peni_ lover December 13, 2017

Penis

Something you stick up a pusssy.

Let me stick my penis in you.

by Fuckhardfuckwell December 19, 2017

penis g

Penis G. is the most common nickname in Lulin. The owner of this nickname is often fat, lazy and alcoholic.

Penis G is super fat and lazy

by Mishhho January 8, 2018

penis g

Penis G is the most common nickname in Lulin Bulgaria. The human whit this Nickname is most common to be Fat lazy or alcoholic

This gay locks like Penis G

by Krum_1996 January 8, 2018

penis pilgrimage

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid

Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.

by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018