When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020
Get the New Year's Coommug. 
~A: "Have you heard of this Game that came out last week?"
~B: "Sure. They says it's the new Dark Souls..."
~B: "Sure. They says it's the new Dark Souls..."
by greenmario October 26, 2017
Get the new dark soulsmug. He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
Get the New toymug. by Llangab December 11, 2020
Get the Baby Yoda Newmug. by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024
Get the Mrs. Johnston's new hatmug. the act of grabbing a pidgeon off the street and using it as a sex toy while the claws that stick out sound you
by markymark122333 July 3, 2025
Get the The New York Special #2mug.