Fuck Cramps

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

by big_daddy_d August 3, 2009

dumb-fuck

someone without brains,clueless

Dan Totten: pretends to be other people online

EX. "You know that Totten kid, he's such a dumb-fuck"

by 8ballmjg January 11, 2008

butt fucks

Someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.

Taking your car to get serviced, and your car comes out worse than going in, because the butt fucks servicing it spent too much time sticking their dicks in the exhaust pipe than looking at the damn car!

by J Herzoy April 29, 2012

fuck boy

Basically the ruder version of saying man whore.

My ex was a fuck boy.

by Xxtiti_ramirezxX July 26, 2016

fleet fucked

When a girl is so horny she leaps on you the first tme she sees you. This ussualy happens after said girl has been dumped.

That girl was so sad about being dumped she fleet fucked me.

by dis kid October 28, 2008

Fuck-toss

The action of tossing an object across a room in a lackadaisical manner but still resulting in an accurate end result

Joe fuck-tossed the eyedrops to Jack and they still landed in right in his lap

by GIMME_THE_LOOT421 March 13, 2010

Bum fucked

1. Past tense of bum fuck.
2. The act of recieving sex up one's ass.

1. Judging by the way she walked, it was clear to everyone at work that Becky had recently been bum fucked.

by JSuarez November 4, 2007