Penis

A long stick protruding out of a boy crotch and rarely a girls. It is used to impregnate people and make them horny bitches and sluts

Boy: Hey wanna ride on my penis?
Girl: Hell yeah!
* Girl undresses
Boy: You have one too?
Girl: yeah man.

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Penis

the cutest thing in the world ;)

"Aw that penis is so cute I just wanna hold it and kiss it all over!"

by bruhyeetsmd May 6, 2019

Penis

Something I dont have because it got bitten of by a snake when I was taking a MASSIVE SHIT.

Penis something I want.

by Nutter Butter 69 420 May 24, 2020

Giga Penis

The biggest unit of measurement known to universe kind. utilized when there is no specific distance and all that is known that is no normal unit of measurement will suffice.

"This thing is so ridiculously long you could hit someone with it from 4 Giga Penis's away"

by Impact_dustructi August 8, 2025

penis tape

THE BEST MIX TAPE for penises

Yo have you heard penis tape bro

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023

Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.

“Girl im licking penis tonight”
“Gurl you lucks asf”

by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024