Jailson Derulo aka Jail is a force of nature. He's strong independent and he doesn't give AF about opinions.
When Jailson Derulo's watch breaks time stops. When Jailson Derulo wakes up the sun hides behind the clouds.
Jailson is the personification of strength and he teached Hercules all of the tricks he knew.
Legend says that Jailson Derulo destroyed the previous universe when he birthed himself because of the strength of the explosion. Something that later became known as Big Bang
When Jailson Derulo's watch breaks time stops. When Jailson Derulo wakes up the sun hides behind the clouds.
Jailson is the personification of strength and he teached Hercules all of the tricks he knew.
Legend says that Jailson Derulo destroyed the previous universe when he birthed himself because of the strength of the explosion. Something that later became known as Big Bang
by Jail my dude November 22, 2021
Get the Jailson Derulo mug.Justin Derek is a shy guy, but once he passes that threshold with you. Is the funniest, most wholesome guy ever. A great friend and even better s/o. He also would rather keep to himself, but the times spent with a Justin Derek are the most memorable.
by DaDawn November 22, 2021
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Get the flerby derby mug.A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
Get the John Derek mug.No not South Normanton just Normanton, when first travelling to Normanton (Which is located near Derby) i thought i was in Saudi arabia, it was so rough and looked like a fucking warzone, everyone you looked at was just pure scrubbers and during my visit i got stared down at by a bald bloke rolling a ciggy while at the traffic lights. Luckily i made it out alive from the horrific visit i made so even though South normo is shit as it is just stick to there instead.
Person 1: You ever been to Normanton Derby?
Person 2: What south normo?
Person 1: No the rougher version near Derby
Person 2: What south normo?
Person 1: No the rougher version near Derby
by Pillcock January 19, 2022
Get the Normanton Derby mug.Be weary around a Grayson. He’s the kind of motherfucker that you think you don’t like or have interest in, but he somehow finds a way of weaving his way into making you catch feelings for him. After that happens, he’ll play the role of a sad, but honest dude, even though he’s a cunt. Grayson don’t know what he wants out of life, and he will run away when you do one little thing he doesn’t like. OH, and when he DOES figure out what he wants, he won’t tell you for a while even though you already know. The man ain’t subtle about it. You will know as soon as he stops giving a shit. He claims to like communication, but he himself is very very VERY bad at it.
Special talents: ghosting and blocking you
Character strength: intimidating stare
Character flaw: doesn’t know how to communicate, but says he values it or somthin.
Special talents: ghosting and blocking you
Character strength: intimidating stare
Character flaw: doesn’t know how to communicate, but says he values it or somthin.
Dude 1: “yeah man, I put in my bio that I value communication, bitches live communication.”
Dude 2: “Jesus Christ, don’t be a Grayson (derogatory) my guy.”
Dude 2: “Jesus Christ, don’t be a Grayson (derogatory) my guy.”
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