body bagged

When you get so drunk, you wake up in a morgue, body bag and tag.

Ethan: Mate, you were so drunk, they pronounced you dead.

Me: I was body bagged. Nice.

by Bantastic January 11, 2016

Cunt Bag

Attractive middle aged woman, cougar, MILF

Your mom is such a cunt bag, I would like to take her to dinner.

by B-Z-Beats October 28, 2013

slouche bag

A term to call people who piss you off when you don't want to be offensive to women.

GAH! I hate that kid! He's such a total slouche bag!

by Tmunger November 03, 2007

shit bagged

shit in a bag and squash it in someones face

dude a just shit bagged tom hes gonna be pissed

by scamlamb January 03, 2011

Juice bag

the fat flap that hangs over a man/womans genital area. Similar to a big bag of juice!! Under the belly button, over the junk/box. These people probally have not seen thier genitals in quite some time.

I had to lift her juice bag to find her puss./ I bet he cant see his dick under his juice bag.

by Sublimegrl82 August 02, 2008

Muff bag

A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag

Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls

brains out! I really stetched her wide!

Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!

Person1- No, like a muff bag!

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

vag bag

1. a substitute for the word "douche"

2. a cooler way to say "douche"

3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"

m: god, you are such a douche!
j: well, you are a VAG BAG
m: you are too cool for school

by blairis May 16, 2008