Hackney new school

Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe

Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth

Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell

Hackney new school by Yhyhtrapz45 December 24, 2020

Happy New Tier 

The new lockdown year for 2021.

Boris; happy new tier everyone, I hate the north.
Everyone up north; tory🤮

Happy New Tier by Nipplemuncher December 27, 2020

The New Misanthropy 

A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.

What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.

The New Misanthropy by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2021

times new roman 

people who use this font are basic and suck\

"i dohnt no how two spewll"
-person who uses times new roman

times new roman by timesnewroman user February 10, 2021

the new 

what the lips from the dairy queen commercial said before eating the waffle bowl.

lips: the new- *eats waffle bowl*

director: CUT!

the new by Bob3Studios April 18, 2021

Pushupaginchya new york 

Wordplay on "push up against ya new york" this describes any extremely crowded subway 🚇 in the new york subway system. On such a subway a guy or a woman 👠 could cop an anonymous feel and not be blamed for it.

I always take the a train uptown every day around 5 in the evening
Pushupaginchya new york is what it is

Pushupaginchya new york by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

The new amogus Beano comic

The sign we've taken this too far

We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)

The new amogus Beano comic by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021