Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 05, 2024
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Back Door Slider

When you sneak up behind your friend and put your hand in their pocket and grab their junk.
Dom threw Jake a nasty Back Door Slider last night.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 20, 2021
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to silence one's either personal or media critics
if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.
by Sexydimma May 03, 2015
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to silence one's either personal or media critics
if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.
by Sexydimma August 13, 2015
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Butch Back n Sides

When a lesbian gives a male a blowjob
Mate you hear about Harry the other day, he went out and managed to get a Butch Back n Sides from Cassandra's girlfriend
by The Walking Lisp July 20, 2018
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Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.
Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money
by majonese December 19, 2019
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