How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

Club Kids

A bunch of Downstate faggots and whores who were refugees of a drag queen contests who dress likes freaks. They love clubs and ecstasy while listening trash music. The Downstate media looks to promotes these freaks as trend setters who should be followed.

In the 1990s the club kids were trend setters who the Downstate media loved to promote for being nobodies. Most of these freaks have died AIDS or drug overdoses. These faggots and whores conned Downstate morons with their lack of talent.

by queensburykid October 4, 2023

white toronto kid

this is the man who will smoke all the weed he can wear some faggot ass khakis and a white shirt he grows out his hair and shaves the side and wears the air force one only. He lurks out in trinity all the time with some random kids and girls. he attacks woman and does not accept women rights. They can't live without their headbands either . He only goes on soundcloud, if you show him spotify he'll actually commit suicide.

1 :"yo turn your spotify off nate is coming "
2: 'no god damn it, i didn't turn it off he is already running"
3: "yep thats a white toronto kid"

by a-torontonigga August 20, 2017

DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart

"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Bunk-Bed Kid

A bunk-bed kid is a kid who grew up sleeping in a bunk bed to themselves and had nobody to share it with.

Ethan looks like a bunk-bed kid.

by What Does This Word Mean? February 19, 2023

kid hangover

When you wake up with a terrible migraine or headache after babysitting.

Today I had a kid hangover after watching my sisters kids.

by sshell June 15, 2017

Kids

Something not everyone needs, which is a stigma pushed by society. I'm sure many like them, but I just don't see the hype or worth. Kids are characterized (by me) as annoying, noisy, whiny, and cringy. Thankfully, you can avoid having them if you sterilize your wife. See examples of people not wanting them.

*Example A
Me: "I don't want Kids and I want a wife who agrees and wants to be sterilized to protect from having such monsters"
*Example B
Mr. Waternoose from the 2001 computer-animated movie Monsters Inc:
"There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child, a single touch will kill you!"

by REDBOSS2008 August 3, 2024