school meat

Slang term originating in the United States in the 1950's describing something or someone of weak or poor quality.

Zachary Hootmans tre flips are anything but school meat.

by Jovi Pierson May 27, 2016

Taco Meat

When a Man has Many ugly bumps on his face or neck from shaving wrong.

Damn did you see the bumps on Ol' Boy neck,

That nigga got mad taco meat!!!
Or
Make sure you wash your face, i can see early signs of taco meat on yo Shit!!!

by James Samuel Dean June 28, 2016

Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

Vegetarian meat

Cannibalism, meat that comes from a vegetarian.

Is that vegetarian meat cooked yet?

by Booiiii October 3, 2016

dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.

After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.

by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017