Skip to main content

trench cunt 

A disease or pathology whose etiological factors range from general promiscuity, usually with individuals of questionable health themselves, particularly in large numbers, to poor hygiene; presentation symptomatically of itching, foul odor, histological inflammatory response, rapid deterioration from a fresh pink appearance to a blown o-ring or mudflap appearance of the vaginal labia and vulva proper. Other symptoms may include spontaneous production of dairy products and brewer's yeast. The condition moniker etymologically is derived from the similar condition that is a bane to soldiers in training known as trench foot.
That fucking two-bit slag of a bitch Judge gave me five years probation for jay walking. His trench cunt was obviously no longer in remission, perhaps he should change his tampon before getting septicemia on top of it all.
trench cunt mug front
Get the trench cunt mug.
See more merch

scandinavian cunt hair 

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.
I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.
Related Words

Bubblebath Cunt 

A bubblebath cunt is a person that camps or repeatedly kills you in an online deathmatch on Xbox Live.
"Oh xXD34thL0rd666Xx has killed me 3 times in a row the bubblebath cunt!!!1!"
Bubblebath Cunt by Mike Oxxard December 3, 2009

dirt cunt 

person1: what kind of woman do you like?

person2:oh, I love dirt cunt
dirt cunt by mixedguy January 21, 2010

pussy cunt motherfucker 

When you smash your mother in her vagina and your father walks in on it.
pussy cunt motherfucker by Stonerq January 19, 2017

Circus Cunt 

A bitch so bizarre and off the wall, you'd find her in the donkey show or under a pile of cousins. She's usually not wearing much, maybe some Daisy Dukes, or an EBT card. Probably has a child with a man of each with ethnicity to have her very own side show on Maury.
That bitch is such a Circus Cunt, her trailer park evicted her.
Circus Cunt by Miss Chris1984 June 18, 2017

Stingy Cunt 

A stingy cunt is someone who is unwilling to lend a hand such as lending money although they may not have use of it for the time it is borrowed
Mad cunt: Oi deadly lad, chuck me 5 bucks for a slurpee I'll pay you back tomorrow mate. Fuck you're a stingy cunt!

Deadly cunt: No cunt I can't give it to you mate sorry I need it

Mad cunt: you're not every going out today the fuck you mean?
Stingy Cunt by Stinge Victim August 20, 2017