by dave November 9, 2004
Get the Get Your Monkey Outmug. The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.
by The Sugar Shack October 10, 2011
Get the Freaky Monkey Butt Lovemug. Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009
Get the Ass Turd Monkey Fuckermug. Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.
One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
by BodyThief July 28, 2008
Get the Shaven gay sex monkeymug. (noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.
"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
by ScottyMate February 2, 2017
Get the flying monkey falcon punchmug. When someone explains a family related event with a lot of excitement but the other person doesnt really get the complicated family relations. who was the auntie, uncle cousin,nephew etc etc??
a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.
a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.
sara: Im sorry which uncle was it? Thats alota family crap and im kinda in the monkey's his uncle moment.
by krystalize August 7, 2010
Get the the monkey's his uncle momentmug. A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.
by Memeulous June 2, 2017
Get the im not a monkey, im a scientistmug.