peni

its penis without the s

you are such a peni right now

by ronniboton February 26, 2023

Penis

Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.

Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”

Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”

by Menlikepink April 22, 2022

Penis

the pure power of a man, the definition of a strength, a man's genitalia, his defining charateristic,

His penis is so powerful

by mrlogschlog March 25, 2022

Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!

Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*

by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025

penis

often described as a rocketship to play with in the bathtub...at least that's what my uncle said after dinner....

"Hey Uncle Billy, can I play with your penis in the bathtub after dinner? We're almost to the moon!"

by Uncle Glizzy March 11, 2022

Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

by ManOfTheMay December 20, 2021

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015