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Gamer

A types of people where 20% of them are children, 90% a virgin, 99% lives in someone else's house, and 100% a pro.
Guy 1:Hey, You. Gamer! Your a looser.

Guy 2:Don't you play fortnite?

Guy 1:...Yes.
Guy 2:Ha! Minecraft is better you Kile!
by WeegeeCool August 24, 2019
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Funny Games

1. 1997 Austrian horror film directed by Michael Haneke. Recently remade and released in America by the same director in 2008.

2. A series of sadistic games, often inducing a mind fuck, where the persons participating almost always lose, resulting in death.

3. To intensionally inflict mental distress on another person. Normally the motive of which is never openly discussed.
1. Peter: Wow, I saw 'Funny Games' last night. What a weird movie, I wish the ending was more conclusive, and I wasn't to impressed by the acting, either.
Paul: That's because you saw the American release, tubby.

2. Sarah: Did you hear about that new murder case? The bodies were in terrible shape!
Alice: Sounds like funny games were played, to me.

3. Mike: That's it, time to play some funny games with the neighbors.
Jeff: What? Did their dog crap on your lawn again?
Mike: No, it's not that... Let's get some eggs.
by Heather Mason March 20, 2008
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gamedar

refers to the ability to recognize other gamers
My gamedar tells me that the chick wearing the wow shirt is a gamer.
by Celeste McWhorter March 28, 2008
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Gamed on

Another way of saying owned,beat,whipped, "your dead", spanked.
J Hump was Gamed on by the pre-calc quiz
by Soccerdies January 8, 2009
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GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football

A message board where actual discussion of college football is dwarfed by the sheer amount of trolling, LOL topics, and team insults. Any legitimate point will be immediately countered by one or more users posting

"u mad?"
"RAAAAAGE"
"FFFFFFFF"

or replying with a "quote" of another user which is completely replaced with their own text in a really poor attempt at being clever.

The average board poster is between the ages of 21 and 30 but can be guaranteed to act like an 8 year-old in a playground argument.
I feel really bad for the users who post garbage on GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football all Saturday long, because that means they have no actual games to attend nor friends to watch them with.
by TooClassy1 October 11, 2009
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Gamer Archetype

Genre: An interesting and harder to define archetype.

Recreational: These gamers will dabble in some games of most genres and are usually grouped with casual gamers.
Strategist: Gamers who prefer strategy games, which usually involve any game genre with acronyms.

Trolls: These gamers may or may not be good, but usually hang around FPS's to talk shit about how they are better than you, and have sex with your mom while they t-bag you. Similar to forum trolls you only win if you ignore them

Sport: Obviously the gamers who play mostly to only sport games

-Racing: A sub type of sports

-Fighting: Another major sub type of sports

Fantasy: Gamers in everything fantasy. Usually only pertains to RPGs and adventure games.

Loyal: Gamers that remain loyal to specific developers and shun others. Usually a prefix to another genre.

Shooters:

-FPS: First person shooters, People who almost exclusively play FPS's

-TPS: Third person shooters, like FPS people who almost exclusively play TPS's

Puzzle: A rare type of gamer who enjoys mostly puzzle games.

Action/adventure: People who like mostly action adventure

-Hack n' Slash: Another rare type which is a joint between Action and Fighting
by Novam the whitemage October 6, 2009
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gamefive

To completely give up and take the easy way out. See Lebron James' final game in Cleveland. Game 5 of the 2010 Eastern Conference Semifinals against the Boston Celtics and later tagging along with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh with the Miami Heat to attempt to win an NBA Championship
I've been hitting on that hot girl all night, but its getting late, so I'm going to gamefive and go talk to the fat chick. I've been in college 6 years and still haven't graduated, I'll just gamefive and just work for my father. I'm not good enough to win an NBA Championship, so I'll just gamefive my home town and follow my buddies to Miami where I can just relax on the court and not work so hard.
by Cleveland Fans July 10, 2010
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