look what the cat dragged in 

Describing someone or something who looks like a dead rat on your porch.

I was looking at Peewee's girlfriend and couldn't stop thinking, "Oh look what the cat dragged in!!"

look what the cat dragged in by razzle dazzle 69 November 30, 2013

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus? 

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus? by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

If thats what makes you sleep at night. 

If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.

Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"

If thats what makes you sleep at night. by Marztav January 9, 2009

SAY WHAT 

Add something funny in the blank and then say __________SAYWHAT incredibly fast so that nobody knows what you said and then says "what"....you then laugh at them and they are unsure why.

Me: Idiot say what?
Idiot: What?
Me: HAHAHA
Idiot:?!?!

SAY WHAT by Bret (aka BOSS) December 9, 2008

oh no baby! what is you doin??? 

A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.

*Goes on a shopping spree*

My bank account: oh no baby! what is you doin???

oh no baby! what is you doin??? by Ur Sexc Sharmuta March 27, 2017

that's what i said

A phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.

Tom: I went to the movies the other day.
Jim: You mean you WENT to the movies.
Tom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!

that's what i said by some_guy1829374 March 6, 2008

yo what's rizzle in da hizzle pho shizzle 

yo what's up in the house, for real?

yo homie what's rizzle in da hizzle phoshizzle?

yo what's rizzle in da hizzle pho shizzle by Anonymous October 16, 2003