pickled penis

when a man has screwed too long his penis looks like a pickle.

pickled penis has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you've been in the bath too long

pickled penis by madeyoulooklikeafoolhaha January 2, 2012

Innie Penis

Where you push the tip of your penis inside of your skin around it the skin around it closes over it. Usually done out of boredom or as a creative way to masturbate.

Joe: Dude, I was really bored yesterday.

Bob: How so?

Joe: I don't know, no one to hang out with. I was SO bored I started doing an innie penis.

Bob: You never were the best with friends Joe.

Joe: I know.

Innie Penis by Mikiflyr February 6, 2014

Steaming Wolf Penis 

A shitty yet awesome band consisting of Jerkbeast (A foul mouthed monster that hates everybody) on drums, Sweet Benny (Necrophiliac with a seriously messed up looking face) on base and is also the singer AND Marty (Rabbit smashing psycho) On guitar.

"1 I believe in Satan 2 he believes in me 3 We believe in each other 4 Jesus was a transsexual!" STEAMING WOLF PENIS

"Looks like chocolate, taste like shit. Never gonna know untill you bite into it."

Steaming Wolf Penis by Steve pools ass August 23, 2011

internet penis 

Internet Penis: This is an expression that obviously means sonebody's "penis" over the internet. Somebody might order an internet penis, or use one to, say, wave it in someones face in online gaming.

Email: Helo Tomothy, due u wunt a bigger pen15? click hear<---

..........2 minutes later........
Ding Dong.......

Timmy: Ha! My internet penis is here! Hey Regular penis! Guess what? *Shun*

internet penis by ZuumTec October 26, 2006

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

my penis just sneezed by DTOP May 2, 2006

Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker 

An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.

Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"

Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"

Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker by The Judge! March 28, 2009

Organic Penis Congealer 

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!

Organic Penis Congealer by MayorPogo May 13, 2010