Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

Nigga cat

A nigga cat deserves death by rats

Rip nigga cats

by Daddy321 October 8, 2025

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.

"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

by wet cat April 26, 2025

Cat

A beautiful, amazing, wonderful, incredible absolutely awesome person who is the best friend ever and is 100% NOT A FLOP

Cat is so awesome, I wish she would date me :)

by notafloppppp November 9, 2022

Cats

Bastards.

My cats keep eating all the bread in the house, because they're stupid idiot bastards.

by oumako929 January 1, 2021

Cat

Young little dolphins that have evolved into baby turtles with skinny buttholes

I threw my cat in the deep fryer

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Cat

Beautiful creatures that god created..... but then humans ( which are also evil) turned them into evil little pieces of
CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat is a little crap.

by Lovely_Lucky >:3 April 9, 2018