TheEndDragon's definitions

Smurf Cat

A lil blue goofy goober

“What is Smurf cat?”
“WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not

The only correct way to say “I can’t”

“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

There’s nothing we can do

When there’s nothing we can do 😔

“Sir, the Russians have taken Paris! What do we do?”
“There’s nothing we can do 😔”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

mcdonald order

can I get uhhhhhhh number 4 with extra large fries? can I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh also get a large sprite? for the sauces can i get 3 ketchups, 2 ranches and big mac sauce, with some extra big mac sauce, and some more big mac sauce, and a little more big mac sauce? thanks

“mcdonald order”
-mcdonald order

by TheEndDragon December 19, 2023

The Fog

The fog will come on March 27, 2026. The fog isn’t some all powerful supernatural entity, it is reality. The fog is a crack in the fabric of space and time, that consists of horrors so terrifying that it will blind you. You need to board up all windows and doors, especially anything with cracks into the outside world. Electricity in your area may go out, so keep board games and other nob-electrical forms of entertainment, as it can take months for military forces to reach your area. The hallucinations inside the fog can mimic the voices of loved ones, and if any loved ones are consumed by the fog, they are not themselves. They are an entity now, belonging to the fog. They will deform and deform, until they have to crawl on the ground to move. Do not trust anybody who has been outside. Do not trust anybody who has not covered their doors. Do not trust anybody who says anything that is contradicting to this post. Keep yourself safe on March 27, 2026. May God be with you all upon this international crisis.

Person 1: “Hey bro, what’s going on?”

Person 1: “Bro, are you ok?”

Person 2: “The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming”

by TheEndDragon April 12, 2023

Gen Z Humor

The most hilarious memes that make absolutely no sense whatsoever, which is the exact reason that they are funny

Boomers: “I don’t understand your Gen Z humor”

Gen Z: Corn flakes

by TheEndDragon April 12, 2023

British people

British people do not exist. British people never HAVE existed. British people CANT exist.

Person 1: “I met this British person the other day-“

Person 2: “British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist”

by TheEndDragon April 14, 2023