zach condon

sing/song writer of Beruit.

He who:
Lays waste to Beck and Kimya Dawson is one foul swoop.

Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.

Shits on jeff Buckley's grave
and too..
the oberst machine's muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.

Man, Zach Condon's last name is so close to condom he would never have to bring one around me.
by Aya Blatherskite July 14, 2008
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Zach S

A blonde pale kid from Switzerland and Canada. He is a hardcore hockey nut and likes to snowboard. His main joke is "Thats what she said". Might be a vampire. He is also very tech savvy.
"I need to put together this computer! I wish I was a Zach S!"
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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zach evans

by SandNiglet June 19, 2017
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Zach's Mom

A gay woman who is the maternal parent of Zach
Zach's Mom Gay
by Zach and his mom July 17, 2020
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Little Zach

by Jake from stat3farm February 16, 2017
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Zach Herron

Lil Dicky with a fucked up back. He eats ass for breakfast 💘
“My backs fucked up
“I can really say the n word” - Zach Herron
by lol you thought you pp November 28, 2018
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