yogurt Drop

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.

Yogurt Drops is a classic when your admiring boozums and they are just to big and naughty

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

Yogurt lid

When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.

We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.

by das bouk! July 31, 2021

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.

Give me some nut yogurt

by Jean2 August 17, 2024

yogurt shot

When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.

"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."

by spelchek December 12, 2013

yogurt cabinet

A phrase to call a vagina. A safe space to store your "yogurt".

"Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"

"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"

by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 18, 2017