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wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
by bellevoix April 11, 2014
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Working off your guilt

When a boss, romantic other, friend or family member does something for you, and you have no other way of paying them back, to simply be charming and fair in other ways to pay your dues for having underappreciated them.
Kat: Jeanne, you took me back as your friend again, but I don't know, I don't know if it's healthy.

Jeanne: Look, I know you're still working off your guilt, but good things happen to people like you!
by Ereck Flowers February 14, 2015
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working the biscuit

Thrusting ur hips side to side to the point when ur friends or colleagues notice....n commend you for properly working your biscuit
Yo that girl on the dance floor space sure is working the biscuit!
by Shan.n.bob October 9, 2016
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wankingpuff

1. What Donald Trump is.

2. Someone who is acting stupid/idiotic/ignorant/mean/etc.

3. A person who can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend and masturbates instead.
Person 1: "John is being such a wankingpuff today."
Person 2: "I know right, I asked him to do one thing for the group project and he didn't do it."

Another example
Person 1: "That nigga's such a wankingpuff!"
Person 2: "That's Donald Trump..."
Person 1: "I know lmao"
Person 2: "lmao"
by CovertGaming September 3, 2016
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working it

Staring at a penis and give the guy an erection just by saying on
by tacoguy March 10, 2017
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Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.
I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.
by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017
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wanking his nugget

"how was last night with bill"
"i was almost caught wanking his nugget"
by penislicker25 August 17, 2017
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