I will in me bollix

When somebody asks you to do something, but you have no desire or interest in doing it.

Hey Joe, could you take that tray of vegan sliders over to table 3 for me please?

Joe - “I will in me bollix”.

by irishcolloquialisms August 24, 2021

Get Will Smithed

When you’re going to slap the sh*t out of someone

Chris Rock been pissing me off bro, he’s gunna get Will Smithed

by corndog5 March 28, 2022

Lass will Love Vitch again

Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.

"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"

"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"

Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!

by ZekeKillerCroc April 28, 2022

Pulling a Will

When co-workers set an event outside of work, and one co-worker bails without notice after he/she agreed to meet up.

Co-worker 1: Is Co-worker 3 still coming?
Co-Worker 2: Na, he's Pulling a Will.
Co-worker 1: I saw that coming.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

*random word that noone will ever see*

"A word that you did not see, and never will. I wasn't here."

Hello, My name is *random word that noone will ever see*

by GArmoth May 3, 2018

every unicorn will find its rainbow

A well known phrase that essentially means the same thing as "every giraffe will find their scarf", and "every triceratops will find their berry bush".

Ted: Well you know what they say, Jim. Every unicorn will find its rainbow.
Jim: What the fuck does that even mean, Jim?

by UnicornsFindingRainbows July 5, 2020

no one will have carrot

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes

person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

by pagylolo October 21, 2020