Wheaties

When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.

8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."

by Steve SSSSS January 10, 2008

cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009

Nuclear Weapons

Weapons that rely on the energy stored inside atoms for their power.

Weapons that keep us and our allies (like Taiwan) free.

Weapons that should be used on iran, north korea, and saudi arabia.

by I_Hate_Liberals September 5, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

(n) a dirty bomb

I heard Bush now wants to look for weapons of ass destruction on Uranus.

by BeardedFatass February 3, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

J-Lo at the Taco Bell

Oh no! It's J-Lo! BOOM!

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 February 26, 2004

Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.

Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

by unknown December 6, 2004

Weap

Weap: the whooshing metallic sound a bladed weapon is made when pulled from it's sheath or scabbard. The word is neither modern nor urban.

The weap of the sword when The Black Knight unsheathed it sent fear into the hearts' of his opponents

by MerryB August 18, 2011