weenerscout

one who enjoys sucking penis

raymond matthys is a weenerscout

by Brian October 31, 2004

weinerhosen

A condom, a skin, a wham bam dam a Freudian slip.

Put a weinerhosen on that soldier.

by Darth Vader January 7, 2005

weinercheese

To wipe your sweaty weiner on someone.

He walked over, pulled down his pants and weinercheesed his friend.

by Rob51180 September 22, 2008

weiner police

An imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. Not kewl.

"Hey Joe, why are your hands down your pants?"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"

by Captain Burnsy January 11, 2009

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004

the wiggity weiner

Strong Sad is the Wiggity Wiener

Um... your the wiggity wiener?

by mieky490 May 21, 2003

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011