butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

by junior September 8, 2003

dog welder

The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!

Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!

by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005

welder's dozen

Eleven. Sometimes welders accidentally burn a finger off leaving them with only 11.

I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.

by steve even October 22, 2013

State sponsored welfare

1. Really useless public servants that have a job in state government and add no intrinsic value even when executing their duties of office/position, and are likely to contribute to costs due to their incompetence.

They would be less burden to the community if they were on federal unemployment benefits, but instead park their lazy butts in a position in state government way above their retarded abilities. Effectively this is what is called State sponsored welfare.

Particularly endemic within NSW Government, Australia. Think of most high ranking politicians and the ex-premier of NSW (Bob Carr). The cross-city tunnel project, de-salination plant debarkle, introduction of the pokie tax hikes, vendor tax, land tax, sydney bed tax, "code red" conditions in hospitals and numerous other rash ill-informed decisions that have cost NSW hundreds of millions of dollars for very little return.

1. Bob Carr, our premier, is on state sponsored welfare whilst he remains in office.

by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006

welfair

Something Blacks, spics, and all you orientals use because your to lazy to get a job, nevermind about orientals because you all own 7-11's

Where's the best place to hide a black mans welfair check?
Under his work boots of course.

by Erikbroyo January 9, 2008

Weld

A large individual with a shape that resembles the popular character 'Bigweld' from the 2005 film 'Robots'

Heckin' heck I've spotted a Weld outside the pub

by NotIVSwarm November 14, 2018

Wellabama

(well-uh-BAMA)
Noun.
A small village in Southern Lorain county (Northern Ohio) proud of it's Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) heritage. Home to the annual Lorain County Fair. Also, the birthplace of Archibald Willard (famed painter of the "Spirit of '76" masterpiece)

Hillbilly: "What er you up to this weekend..."
Redneck: "Hell... I'ontknow... guess, I'll be gettin' shitty in Wellabama"

by Fort's Fanatic! September 8, 2007