Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.

"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.

by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018

wedding serumony

A service where two "venomous" individuals tie the knot.

If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.

by QuacksO May 22, 2018

Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018

wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.

"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.

Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Weeping banana

A penis during and just after ejaculation. The ejaculate appears to be weeping from ones banana.

Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.

Johnny used his weeping banana to give Sally a money shot.

by Poop emoji May 17, 2019

Weedling

A child who is wild in nature, adventurous, fearless, and curious.

That little girl is such a weedling! She’s constantly climbing things, playing in the dirt, and running around getting into trouble!

by ThatLittleMynx July 22, 2019