twining

a threesome with a set of twins.

Scarlette-"I think I went twining last light."
Jenifer-"who with?"
Scarlette-"Brandon and Dustin"
Jenifer-"freaking sweet!"

by Small Loans November 1, 2011

Twilight

A Book about Vampires that sparkle. They Fucking Sparkle. What the hell is that? after all; Bella looks like a Crack hoe & Edward has a potato shaped face. And whats worse? Have you noticed that throughout the whole books -especially the fourth- all they talk about is fighting, and then They talk it out! And the Fan girls. Twilight fan girls are the worst. And 80% haven't read the books,while,the other 20% just think Edward is hot. Thank you twilight, you have officially ruined Vampire Movies & Books. Vampires used to be bad ass. Now they Just Sparkle.

Twilight fan girl #1:"I broke up with my boy friend because I want Edward Cullen!"

Twilight fan girl #2: "I know! Oh my god! I cant wait until New Moon Comes out! But I'm Sooo Team Edward!"

by 220175880 June 15, 2009

post-Twilight depression

the feeling a person gets when they finish the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, and decide that its dull and boring main character will never measure up to the skillfully-crafted main characters in the Harry Potter series

I finished reading the Twilight saga, and then I felt like I would go through a post-Twilight depression, but it quickly ended... I realized that in twenty years from now, in the middle of my midlife crisis, I would re-read the Harry Potter series for comfort, not Twilight, which just can't be compared to J.K. Rowling's writing style.

by SomeDudeWhoLikesThePotterBooks July 29, 2009

twilight

A derogetory or offensive term for a person who has homosexual-like interests or tendencies.

Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty

John: I think your curtains are cool
Dave: Dude, that was such a twilight thing to say.

by Cheyenne27 February 24, 2010

Twilight

a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly

in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone

by twilightjunkie May 31, 2010

Twilight

A famous book by Stephanie Meyer that has captured the hearts of many girls, and women alike. Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen are the main protagonists in this book. A complete waste of time if you enjoy reading books with much more meaning and descriptions and better writing style. Horrible.

"OMG! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!"
"NO! JACOB IS SO MUCH HOTTER!!!!"
As both girls are screaming and crying and fighting over who is hotter than whom. I turn away from them and mutter, "How overrated."
"WHAT?"
"GET HER!!!! SHE INSULTED MY EDWARD"
"NO SHE DIDN'T. SHE INSULTED MY JACOB!!!"
"Good God! It's just a damn book called Twilight!" I shout as I start running for my life.

by brm_11 June 5, 2010

Twilight

A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia

Bella in twilight : The dead sparkly guy or the giant wolf ... its just so hard to choose!

by Yemenwedge June 21, 2010