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turned out

prison slang for a person who was turned gay in prison
Jack liked girls before he got turned out in prison.
by prison linguist May 30, 2004
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Turder

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.
"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.
by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003
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turmeric talons

That yellowing of the fingernails you get after eating indian food. Turmeric is the spice that gives that orangey-yellow colour to a dish.
Stan: Eeeew! Your nails are gross! What have you been up to?

Ollie: I got a set meal for two at the Bay of Bengal last night. It's just turmeric talons.
by flangelina March 27, 2010
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Turbert

The pasty substance you find in your pants after a series of awkwardly wet farts.
Dude, I've had a two minute shart in class today, I can feel the turbert starting to glue my crack shut!
by turbert347 April 5, 2011
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Michigan Turnaround

When driving down a boulevard, and you want to turn left at an intersection, you have to go past the intersection, do a U-turn, go back and turn right. These are especially popular along boulevards in Michigan.
Too many idiots pulled out in front of traffic and caused accidents, so no you have to pull a Michigan Turnaround.
by ChrisS. April 5, 2011
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Turnaround artist

Someone who takes an organization, event or something large that is broken and repairs it and makes it work again, and in many cases, profitable and beyond successful. A turnaround artist can be anyone who runs an organization, from a CEO to a President of an organization to any form of a head.
The Salt Lake City Olympic games were on the fritz until Mitt Romney came along as the CEO of the organizing committee and Romney ensured that the games made a profit and ran smoothly, earning him the title of a "turnaround artist". Another turnaround artist would be Lee Iacocca, who worked to make Chrysler profitable in the 1980's and 1990's.
by northeastern292 July 12, 2010
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Turger

A half turtle and half hamburger sandwich
burger turtle turger
by pat mcdaddy April 2, 2010
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